India, what to say about India? Maybe this will give you a better impression: chai chai chai coffee chai chai, what's your countries? beep beep honk honk, come look in my shop, chai chai, I give you good price, you my special friend, bom shiva, only 5 rupees sir, beep beep, hey psst wanna buy charash? chai chai, I've got Manali cream, really good stuff, honk honk, mweuhh!! One tollar 1500 rupees, hello what's your name? chai chai, okay you my friend 1000 rupees, Splash!! (a cow with diarrhoea shits in front of you), yes rickshaw sir? beep beep, okay you my good friend: 900 rupees, chai chai, honk honk, you my very very good friend, last and best price: 800 rupees, real Manali cream, hello what's your goodname? miep miep, goods is your name? oh Kurts and your surname? prrrriiii, you don't wanna buy real Manali cream? 700 rupees last and best price, chai chai, yes rickshaw, want massage sir? good massage, 600 rupees for Manali cream, last price, honk honk, okay you buy for 200 rupees, beep beep, where you go....

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